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So, a female reporter goes to a cattle farm and asks the farmer "Can you explain Mad Cow Disease to me?"
"Sure" says the farmer. "See that shed down there? Thats the milking shed. Twice a day we take the cows down there and milk them."
Reporter replies: "What does that have to do with Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer continues "You see the paddock up the top of the hill? That"s where we keep the bull. Once a year we take each cow up there and let the bull have his way with them."
Reporter: "I still don"t see what this has to do with Mad Cow Disease."
Farmer: "Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day and bonked you once a year, you'd go mad too!"