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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a
brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500
and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The
Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of
my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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