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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional
nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had
ever seen.. Length and width, it couldn't have been
bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then
fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later she was able
to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and
a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me,
what seems to be the problem? "
"It's swollen," Fred replied
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