He'd probably go with "kinds" and macroevolution vs microevolution, like
OnyxCougar. Or just say, "God did it."
Another amusing part of his misconception is the idea that it is the
female that is unexplained by evolution. I mean, it is theoretically possible for
females to self-clone, so even if evolutionaty theory worked the way Comfort claims, it should be the
male that is unexplained.