I should be leaving for my date right now. I'm going to be late.
I am stalling. TOTALLY STALLING. I texted my friend Sean and he texted back "he might have a really yummy wiener!".
Thanks, Sean.
The last guy I dated... wait, actually that was Sean. The guy before that turned out to be a Libertarian. I probably don't have to tell you how THAT went.
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