My personal favorite ( I think I may have posted this here before):
Waiting for a bus, standing in front of the bus bench looking in the direction my bus would be coming from. Guy on bicycle comes up fast behind me and stops. I move for him to go past and he looks at me and says "You know there's a REASON they make the sidewalks wide. So more than ONE person can use it!".
I replied "And theres a reason they call it a sideWALK.".
He rode away and flipped me off.
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