I have some great scholarship application quotes from my old job. I'm not sure where my notebook is, but two that stand out in my mind are:
I want to major in medical assassinating.
and:
(end of a sentence.) Because I like to see things through and I never leave anything undone. (start of another sentence.)
My sis-in-law was one of my committee members (I was chair and she's VP of Development) and we probably laughed reading scholarship applications more than was nice.