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Crimson Ghost · 04-10-2009, 12:15 AM

One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl.

ShamWow.
Says it right in the name.
You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper.

FTFA:
Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good.

ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT...

he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. -
"I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal."

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good.

Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough.

04-10-2009, 12:15 AM	#6
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl. ShamWow. Says it right in the name. You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper. FTFA: Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good. ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT... he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. - "I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good. Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 04-10-2009 at 12:26 AM.