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Worst pussy smell of all time = a scented "pantiliner"
This product is sold specifically for women who are insecure about their scent.
It did not have the intended effect. Going down on that after a day's wear is like giving CPR to a dryer sheet. Utterly, utterly foul. I almost got sick. I told her, now that I've had that scent up close you have to stop wearing them at all, or I will be constantly casually vomiting in your presence just from the memory of it. Unscented or nothing, or I'll be taking out a restraining order and your cooze will have to stay 50 yards away from me at all times.
for clarity's sake, this was the ex, not J, thank gawd.
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