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Originally Posted by lumberjim
who's that fruit loop in the pants?
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"Long John" Daly is his name, and being the most entertaining screw up in the sport of golf is his game. Watching him is like watching a train wreck in slow-mo...can't seem to take your eyes off.
Here's some of his quotes (that I love) listed on Wikip...
"There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink Diet Cokes and eat."
"I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein."
"Some folks say I don't deserve such a beautiful wife. But hey, I earn money. Surely that is a reason!"