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Originally Posted by Flint
The girl, doing her best Philippe.
Me: Why do you like wearing your shoes so much?
Her: Because you're tall!
Me: You like to wear your shoes because it makes you taller?
Her: Yes!
Me: What's so good about being tall?
Her: EATING SAUSAGE! |
Thank god my kid isn't the only one with that kind of logic!
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
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