Three men--a Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon--are talking about their families. The Baptist says, "I've four boys. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
That Catholic says, "I've eight boys. One more and I'll have a baseball team."
The Mormon says, "I've 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.
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