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Wolf, it sounds like you are most guy's dream woman, but there are other qualifying characteristics:
1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?
Yes. I even have favorite teams and can (semi) intelligently discuss the finer points of several types of sporting contests. I will admit that I am not able to give accurate play by plays of minor events in years-past games, but I believe this is an illustration of the innate difference in the wiring of the male vs. female brains.
2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?
If the bedroom becomes too full I will sleep on the couch in the office.
3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you
(a) ask how much it costs, or
(b) offer to drive to Best Buy?
Offer to drive to the Tweeter home entertainment store because I understand that the Bang and Olufson surround sound stereo package goes MUCH better with the Sony Plasma HDTV wallscreen.
Oh, and I make sure we get the one that will also interface with the computer system. AND that there are enough RCA and optical jacks available to handle all the other components and game systems.
4) Finances become tight. Do you
(a) cut down on the ammo budget, or
(b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?
The ammo budget is not something eligible for cutting. We can do without broccoli and salads for a bit.
Moreso (b), but will be perfectly happy messing about with the equipment myself. Just means I do a little less cross stitching and crocheting during the winter months.
Not all activities need to be group activities, after all.
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