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Old 06-28-2009, 03:06 AM   #21
smoothmoniker
to live and die in LA
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by ZenGum View Post
Dear Professional Musician,

I want to be a rich and famous rock star and have chicks hurling themselves at me. I have no talent, average looks, and don't want to work hard. What should my parents buy me?

Hopeful.
Plastic surgery and Autotune.
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