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Kim-chee farts.
Telemarketing.
Watery beer (like Coors Light).
Inanity, oka network television.
The DCMA.
Telemarketing.
Spin control.
Bureaucrats.
Adulation of politicians.
Licensing laws.
Gun control, unless you mean using both hands.
Telemarketing.
Customer relationship management.
HMOs.

That's my two-minute list.