Well, snorting the pizzeria garlic powder does not make you sneeze -- but you might start hallucinating that you've been teleported to Italy.
"It's Saint Marks'... the pigeons! The pigeons!!"
Sprinkling cottage cheese with a condiment: "It is impossible," sayeth Kehlog Albran in The Profit, "to put too much salt on cottage cheese." At least so long as the cottage cheese is still visible under the salt, I suppose.
I get the sunlight kerchoo, too, SG. It's a reflex, known to the medical profession. The "photic reflex."
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