Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum
Conversation?
Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).
Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.
Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?
Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.
Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?
Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.
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Sometimes, but usually its like....
Me: Did you call [important customer here]?
Himbo: (avoiding eye contact) Err, I will, when I get back from lunch, what do you think I should say?
Me: Fucking jesus, do I look like your Mother.....(notice the no question mark here)
Himbo: ....[too long a pause for my liking]
Me: I will beat you like a step child in a minute.
Himbo: Positions hands under Des & Troy for the obligatory flex, he even looks at them both to make sure my attention is on them
Me: That shit doesnt work with me, make the call.
Himbo sulks away whilst I am TOTALLY checking out his arse and doing that little smile that says "I have to luv him or I may kill him....plus he is totally hot".