Suggestion!
Acquire a box of Mexican chocolate.(it's very hard and looks like a hockey puck)
Grate two tablespoons of the chocolate into a LARGE tumbler.
Obtain the services of a lactating goat. Milk said goat directly into the tumbler.
You will be gifted with a large foamy chocolate drink.
OHMYGAWD!! You'll think you died and went to heaven. It is soooOOOOOO GOOD!! We'd milk our weed whacker goats into chocolate until we could NOT drink another drop.
Seriously - everyone should have that once before they die.
And any children will be enthralled.