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I was an ex-smoker once. But then I quit.
(2nd cup of joe, gettin ready to go have my third smoke. I know, I'm a light weight.)
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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