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Old 09-04-2009, 09:56 AM   #1
Madman
has left the building.
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 455
I love my wife...

...but she sure can be a bitch. She has this anger management issue. Lately everything sets her off. Freaking dog farts and she's ready to euthanize it. Hell, when she's in a good mood the dog hides.

It's not menopause... already been through that. Women only go through it once don't they? God, I hope so.

Phone's out right now because there's construction behind the house. They probably cut the line again. I call and she chews me out.

I'm starting to get used to it. I call the phone company and they tell me it could take five business days. I ask if they can do it in 10.

We're going on vacation next week. Going north.
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