[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Redux

Or, if you are Joe Wilson, two months before you call the president a liar, you can introduce legislation to gain permanent resident status for an illegal immigrant named Sainey H. Fatty, who has been working in your district for several years.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill...bill=h111-3194

Or you could just work for that criminal organization ACORN and tell them anything you want to get the job done.