[TGRR]

...my kids aren't in the Hitler Youth, the Caliphate has not been restored, I haven't been forced to live on a collective farm, and Afghanistan hasn't invaded New Jersey.

What's going on, conservatives? I was told that Obama was a Kenyan Arab Nazi Commie Peacefreak who would sell us all out to the ghost of Saddam Hussein (his middle name is even Hussein! HURR HURR!).

Please explain the outright failure of your dire predictions to materialize.