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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Jebus. How BAD could someone have been at a job? I'm batting clean-up here, and chickie-poo who took my old job and lasted 5 months made such a mess some of it can't even be fixed.
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Wait, you're moonlighting weekends at your old job? Are they grovelling and begging you to come back? (If they are, I'd recommend smiling demurely as you inform them that your hourly rate just increased to account for the mess.)
So I'll sit here and swear at the computer.
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
Anyone got any good jokes?
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A baby harp seal goes into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants.
"I don't care... whatever you have," said the seal. "As long as it's not Canadian Club.