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Old 10-05-2009, 11:12 AM   #2926
skysidhe
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haha that's a goody cap'in
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.


Better to be safe than__ - punch a 5th grader

Strike while the__ - bug is close

It's always darkest before__ - Daylight Savings

Time Never underestimate the power of__ - termites

You can lead a horse to water but__ - how?

Don't bite the hand that__ - looks dirty

No news is__ - impossible

A miss is as good as a__ - Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new__ - math

If you lie down with dogs, you'll__ - stink in the morning

Love all, trust__ - me

The pen is mightier than the__ - pigs

An idle mind is__ - the best way to relax

Where there's smoke there's__ - pollution

Happy the bride who__ - gets all the presents

A penny saved is__ - not much

Two's company, three's__ - the Musketeers

Don't put off until tomorrow what__ - you put on to go to bed

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and__ - you have

to blow your nose


Children should be seen and not__ - spanked or grounded

If at first you don't succeed__ - get new batteries

You get out of something what you__ - see pictured on the box

When the blind leadeth the blind__ - get out of the way

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