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A good friend actually requested that we turn him to chum and go deep sea fishing with him (warped sense of humor, but he was completely serious) - We seriously considered it when his time came, but couldn't figure out how to do it legally.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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