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I want a huge big deal funeral with tons of flowers (orchids), a hired chorus to sing dirges, hundreds of people crying all over the place... if some could manage to pass out from the sheer weight of their grief I'd really appreciate that...
The eulogies should go on for hours... I want my friggin kindergarten teacher telling everyone how wonderful I was, and then just keep going from there.
I want an Italian marble mausoleum, pink, and an extra plush, fur lined coffin. I expect several arrangements of fresh flowers to remain at all times. Forever.
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Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.
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