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Old 11-02-2003, 05:52 PM   #189
elSicomoro
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but slang has a point there, Sheppsie.

There is a certain segment of younger females out there that dig older guys. They think of men their age as "immature." They want a smart sophisticated man to show 'em the ropes. Get yourself a couple of solid jobs, get a little cash flowing, and you're in.

Then you meet a nice co-ed, a few dates, maybe a couple of inexpensive meaningless gifts, and then...wang! Bang! Sweet poontang!

And after a little while, you'll tire of her relative immaturity, and/or she'll tire of you being "old." Then you drop her like a bad habit and get on with finding Miss Right.

It's damned near foolproof...unless you meet a nutjob. But then you have Wolf to take care of that...

Back to reality...

Whatever you do, don't go just looking for women. But DO look for opportunities where you might meet them.
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