Here's one I like:
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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