[TheMercenary]

Ten Cowboy Truths
1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
2. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you.
3. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
4. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
5. If you're thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
6. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
7. When you give a person a lesson in personal meanness to critters or to people don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
8. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
9. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
10. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Life is tough, but it is tougher if you're stupid.

Famous last words of a Red Neck: Hey bubba, watch this.

Ignorance is the root of adventure. M. Jenkins

“Let me give you an answer that will not be especially satisfying. It will be kind of like a light beer. I mean it will not be especially satisfying.” General Tommy Franks when asked about the French role in Iraq. Cigar Aficionado, Dec 2003

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