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The Value of a Catholic Education and a #2 pencil......
Little Susie was not the best student in the Catholic School, she usually slept through class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me, Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, Johnny took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear, "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. "Very good" replied the nun as she went on teaching. Later she asked Susie, "who is our Lord and Savior?" Once again Susie was sleeping so Johnny took his pencil and again stabbed her rear. "Jesus Christ!" Susie shouted. The nun replied, "Very good, Susie". Susie soon fell back asleep. The nun asked a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny to the rescue and stabbed Susie with his pencil. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I will break it in half!" The nun fainted!
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