women wearing prom gowns, wedding dresses, and other formals who raise their skirts for ease of movement with two-handed fistfuls. All dressed up and elegant -- with all the grace of a cow in a petticoat.
Delicately lift from the center of the gown with ONE hand! You're not stomping grapes, ladies!
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