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Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us.
Q2: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
Ans: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
Q3: Why do Canadians find turkey so popular at Christmas?
Ans: Because the weather warmer there.
Q4: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
Ans: He's a fun guy to be with.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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