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Old 11-13-2003, 01:06 AM   #1
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Pizza Delivery

You're always kind of at the mercy of pizza (or other) delivery places. You're trusting that for your extra bucks (sometimes enforced by the vendor, sometimes added by you as courtesy) your food is going to arrive in a timely manner, at appropriate temperatures, and everything you ordered is actually in the bag.

We have a couple places that do manage this for us. My dept. is a captive audience. We're not permitted to leave the building so if we want something, it means a phone call.

How to know when you order too often from the same place:

1. You're on a first name basis with the delivery guy.

2. He knows the story behind the "secret name" your department uses when they order food.

3. He brings an order for a staff member (who typically orders Fried Mushrooms, a Cheese Steak, an order of Hot Wings and a 2 liter Diet Coke) and says "You tell-a Joshie I'm-a worried about his cholesterol"
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