[xoxoxoBruce]

After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor’s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
“It’s only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age,” the neighbor said.
“Sexuality my ass!” The mother yelled. “He took out her appendix!”

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I got off cheap this year, got my kid a piece of cardboard for Christmas.
Why he wanted an “ex-box”, I’ll never know.

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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9-11."
"9-11 who?"
"You said you’d never forget!"