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Old 01-05-2010, 08:56 PM   #2545
Tawny
Named After the Family Dog
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl
Posts: 79
I just looked at the "vagina" section.

Here's what's for sale:

A felted cooter necklace
Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while.

Themed panty liners
Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman?

Wooly bloody used tampon key holders
So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking.

Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

There, unfortunately is more...
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