that's more like it.
Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd
I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"
Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.