Thread: On being fat
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Old 01-16-2010, 02:48 PM   #1
Undertoad
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Oh but if we're going the route where your body develops according to your behavior, men who masturbate too much will develop the "crab syndrome", with one massive forearm. Women who masturbate too much - their fingers will be permanently in a V shape.

And most guys will be big dicks to everybody.
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