My problem regarding fatness is not that I eat too much - though I do love me some sweet stuff - it's that I am really lazy.
But if I was only 5" taller, I would be perfect.
As I said before, I am not overweight, I am undertall.
Of course, that may be like saying I'd have more money in the bank if I earned more, or that if I only had more room this place wouldn't be so cluttered. Ha ha ha!