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Originally Posted by Griff
mild annoyance - sprained thumb
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A guy is at a restaurant. When the waiter brings serves the soup he's got his thumb in it. The customer shoots him a dirty look and asks "Why the hell have you got your thumb in my soup?"
"I sprained it and xoxoxoBruce told me to
keep it warm and moist." Replied the waiter.
"Well, then. why don't you stick your thumb up your ass?" shouts the customer.
"I do that when I'm in the kitchen."
I'll be here all week folks. Try the soup.