[TheMercenary]

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the
car comes to a stop. Nancy Pelosi, in her usual charming manner, says
to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead
but it was old. "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says
Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks
Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow