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Kagen4o4 · 02-10-2010, 02:46 AM

here's one i came up with the other day

a young Englishman, who had recently spent some years at oxford studying his language, decided to take a trip to Spain.
He wanted everyone to know English.
He wanted to show the world his perfect knowledge of what he thought to be a beautiful language.
He travelled through the countryside and came across a magnificent farm and decided that he would start his mission with these simple folk.
He noticed a few of chaps standing in a field and popped over the fence to join them.

'hola?' said a grubby looking farmer
'I think you'll find "Hello" is a much better greeting' said the confident young intellectual
'que?'
'"pardon me, sir?" is a much more polite inquisition my dear simpleton' laughed the Englishman 'I am here to spread the beauty of the english language, i can speak it perfectly and know every word there is to know'
'DEBELIEVABLE!" shouted the apparently sceptical Spaniard.
'hahaha, i think you'll find its pronounced "unbelievab..."'
just then! the englishman was smashed in the back by a horrendous force that threw him 10 feet in the air to come crashing down to earth, only to be trampled by a huge beast of bone crushing weight, leaving the englishman lifeless and dead in the spanish mud

the farmer turned to fellow farmers and said (in perfect english) 'i tried to warn him about the de-belled evil bull'

02-10-2010, 02:46 AM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	here's one i came up with the other day a young Englishman, who had recently spent some years at oxford studying his language, decided to take a trip to Spain. He wanted everyone to know English. He wanted to show the world his perfect knowledge of what he thought to be a beautiful language. He travelled through the countryside and came across a magnificent farm and decided that he would start his mission with these simple folk. He noticed a few of chaps standing in a field and popped over the fence to join them. 'hola?' said a grubby looking farmer 'I think you'll find "Hello" is a much better greeting' said the confident young intellectual 'que?' '"pardon me, sir?" is a much more polite inquisition my dear simpleton' laughed the Englishman 'I am here to spread the beauty of the english language, i can speak it perfectly and know every word there is to know' 'DEBELIEVABLE!" shouted the apparently sceptical Spaniard. 'hahaha, i think you'll find its pronounced "unbelievab..."' just then! the englishman was smashed in the back by a horrendous force that threw him 10 feet in the air to come crashing down to earth, only to be trampled by a huge beast of bone crushing weight, leaving the englishman lifeless and dead in the spanish mud the farmer turned to fellow farmers and said (in perfect english) 'i tried to warn him about the de-belled evil bull' __________________ something we both can enjoy??