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Flint · 02-14-2010, 05:32 PM

I think a good rule of thumb is that things that rhyme are true. For instance, "paralysis by analysis" is a thing to avoid. It rhymes!

To test this theory, and make it all scientifical and whatnot, I am making a hypnothesis--which is a science thing that means "a paper so long that it puts you to sleep when you try to read it." In this way, the tyranny of science can be upheld, without any pesky question-askers gumming up the works.

HYPNOTHESIS experiment #1: what feels good on your throat, feels good on your scrote.

STEP ONE: I prepared a hot-water solution of honey and lemon, and prepared to "teabag" my way into SCIENCE HISTORY (note: this is science HIStory, i.e. vag-havers need not apply).

Just then, a thought came to me (on these rare occasions--I take notice!) will this act be conducive to the good and benefit of one and all ???

The jury is still out on that one... but in the meantime I think I've invented a new Yoga technique, so I'm writing a book:

02-14-2010, 05:32 PM	#9
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	WHAT TO BELIEVE I think a good rule of thumb is that things that rhyme are true. For instance, "paralysis by analysis" is a thing to avoid. It rhymes! To test this theory, and make it all scientifical and whatnot, I am making a hypnothesis--which is a science thing that means "a paper so long that it puts you to sleep when you try to read it." In this way, the tyranny of science can be upheld, without any pesky question-askers gumming up the works. HYPNOTHESIS experiment #1: what feels good on your throat, feels good on your scrote. STEP ONE: I prepared a hot-water solution of honey and lemon, and prepared to "teabag" my way into SCIENCE HISTORY (note: this is science HIStory, i.e. vag-havers need not apply). Just then, a thought came to me (on these rare occasions--I take notice!) will this act be conducive to the good and benefit of one and all ??? The jury is still out on that one... but in the meantime I think I've invented a new Yoga technique, so I'm writing a book: Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio** Last edited by Flint; 02-14-2010 at 05:42 PM.