My cats don't fart that I know of. They eat a lot, and poo a lot.
And Gaines won't stop his incessant meowing. He wants to go outside, until I open the door and he stands there looking outside and looks at me like "waddya mean it's still cold?" I wouldn't think he'd mind. We found him hiding under my car one winter when we had a streak of minus 20 temps, a thousand years ago.
So he doesn't go out then he meows again, repeat process.
He's really lucky he's so darn cute.
Oh, and
17 in April Tajjy likes to barf. Well, I don't know if she really LIKES it, but she does it a lot.