My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy . I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife . Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel . Please don't be
upset----I shall be home before midnight
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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