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Old 03-05-2010, 07:24 AM   #3311
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy . I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife . Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel . Please don't be
upset----I shall be home before midnight
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