Since you've been able to delay making any decisions about the future, and been fending off questions from others, and yourself, by using going to school as an excuse, the jig is almost up. So the problem is not the paper, the problem is what in hell you're going to do with your life after graduation.
Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?
Well, get off that couch!
Shave those nether regions!
Write a killer paper!
Put lipstick on your nipples!
Graduate from Osama's cave!
Seduce Mr Robinson!
Show the world your big girl panties!
