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the easter bunny - salvation by way of explaining that on Easter, if Zombie Jesus sticks his head out of the cave and sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of damnation
the statue of liberty - tax prep
mickey mouse - pet cremation service
a gorilla - the new Mike Tyson portable 'rape alibi kit'
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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