At schoole the teacher is trying to get the young ones to pronounce words with more than one syllable.
Teacher: Can you tell me a word of two syllables ?
Sally: Teacher.
Teacher: Fine who will go for three ?
Marcus: Enemy.
Teacher: Not a very nice word, but true, it's 3 syllables. Can someone give me one with 4 ?
Jhonny: Masturbation.
Teacher (a bit shocked): Right. 4 syllables. That's really a mouthful.
Jhonny: No, Madam, that's head, one syllable, but I love the way you think.
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