OK, so we've heard all about prospective employers, dates, stalkers, and the like googling your name to see what pops up, but how would you like to live knowing anyone who googles your name is going to find actual published "news" stories declaring you have a small penis? That's gotta suck.
Rolando Negrin apparently doesn't like being teased about his small cock. After being taunted about his small cock one too many times, Rolando assaulted his cow orker and was arrested.