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hAHAHAHA!
Might be another oldie:
A woman is thinking of putting a loved one in a nursing home. She is taking a tour of one, when she noted a male patient being given a hand job by a nurse.
What is going on? she asks. The staff member explains that if that man doesn't ejaculate every 4 hours, he will die. Rare, but it happens.
So they head down another hallway. In another room, a male patient is being given a blow job by a nurse.
"What in the world?" she asks.
"I know, it's really rare, but we have two patients who will die if they don't ejaculate every 4 hours."
"Well, how come the first guy was getting a hand job and this one is getting a blow job?"
The staff member replied "This guy has better insurance."
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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