[Crimson Ghost]

1) Color - Black
2) Sport to play - Jumping to Conclusions
3) Sport to watch - Albino asian lesbian midget bondage porn
4) Thing to do waiting for the traffic lights to change - Try not to get run over by some asshole on their cellphone who's not paying attention and trying to jump the light
5) Word - Huh?
6) Cellar Smiley -
7) Smell - mac and cheese (long story)
8) Flower - Amorphophallus titanum
9) Item on the McDonalds Menu - Number 5
10) Sexual position - They're all good
11) Relative - If you ever met my family, you wouldn't ask
12) Catchphrase/saying - "Not a whole hell of a lot"
13) Vacation spot - Anywhere quiet
14) Room in your house - Living room (as opposed to the dying room)
15) Beverage - Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb
16) Car - 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse
17) Website other than the cellar - There are websites other that 'The Cellar'?
18) Dwellar - How could I possibly choose between all of you?
19) Possesion - 'Life in Hell', autographed by Matt Groening, telling the woman he signed it to how he hopes she never gives it away as this is the only one with this type of autograph.
20) Politician - The dead one